Half Hearted

Sorry about Crab Town's little ten day break there. We were too absorbed in reading the comments section of a previous article to put anything else up. Luckily, we now have another stellar Half Hearted for you. In this one Maitland takes on France and passion. Who will win? Find out inside!

“I'll level with you. The 'events' of the last little while have resulted in no romance. I've gotten tired of randomly dating, because I like to operate one way: find one subject for my romantic thrust and single-mindedly focus on them. With past thrustees long gone, and no reasonable future-thrust subjects in the horizon, I'm kind of stuck. So I've been randomly embarrassing myself by flirting with whoever catches my booze-addled mind at the time.” ...

"So, now I'm an international sex machine. I'm back on the old 'horse'. I'm back to the old routine a bit older, a bit wiser, and maybe more 'over' those previous loves lost, and utterly confident about my romantic prowess, right? Ha." ...

Half Hearted is back from its short Winter Holiday break with more surprises and suspense. What has Cameron been doing for his holiday? Does he have any New Year's resolutions? Why the weird title? Find out the answers by clicking that "Read More" link below.

In this article, Cameron brings Christmas to Crab Town with his take on the popular winter Holiday. How does he react to Christmas? With loneliness? Despair? Sexiness? Find out by reading his latest Half Hearted!

This is the story of how Cameron Maitland acquired a new hat.

Just what you've been waiting for: The second installment of Cameron Maitland's column, Half Hearted! We hope that after reading this, you look up the word "rumspringa" in some online dictionary. Our spell-checker keeps telling us it's not a word, but we trust Mr. Maitland on this one.

Click the title or the "Read More" link to read the full article!

This is the first of what will hopefully be a long-running column of Mr. Maitland's musings on dating and other things. We originally pitched this to him as Crab Town's own version of Sex and the City; but since he wisely refused to let us call the column "Maitland in the City", we are quite curious to see what direction Half Hearted ends up taking.

Expect to see more of these every two weeks-ish. Oh, and click the link to read it!