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Instead of a boring old Leno or NBC boycott, we are trying to take this wider. But our list is short, so check it out and make some suggestions. We need your help!

Crab Town, not unlike your city's emergency services, takes no breaks. Not even for Xmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate in its place, for that matter). I guess we take a bit of a break, since all we are putting up is the picture above, and this small bit of text; but, we try our best.

If you get bored, since this article is so small, look back over our previous articles. I'm sure you missed one. And even if you did read them all, leave a comment on one. Let us know what you think. We like that.

Soon we will have some year-end top ten lists for you. Really soon. Also, if you're really bored of our site, you can find out how to make the wreath on the Crab Town office's door (as seen in the picture above) from this blog. Enjoy your family times.

You caught us, we are now just embedding videos that we find on the Huffington Post. Anyway, later in the song when these guys starting bringing a "What Would Jesus Do?" philosophy into the lyrics, it got us wondering. Would Jesus defend the "Side-Hug"? The dude's best friend was a prostitute that was known to wash his feet with her hair! We are pretty sure they "Front-Hugged" once or twice.

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Although the news is old and we don't really have much to say about it, we thought a brief note on the Beanie Sigel rap diss was called for.

Dear Crab Town Magazine,

I noticed that there is a new link on the bottom left of the website to Dirtmouse Records. I also noticed that they don't even have their own domain name. They are clearly on your servers. Isn't this a strange thing for an online magazine to do?

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