Cam Maitland is Crab Town's best friend, as he is the only writer here still bringin' it. If this guy ever wants an honorary editorship, he can just come right over and pick it up.
Cameron needs your help again. Can you please read this article and give the guy some good advice? Unless you don't have any good advice. Take a good look around, and if you yourself are a romantic failure, please do not comment on this article. Maitland only needs the wise words, not just some Shmoe's advice.
If anyone is tiring of spending their days reading the prescription medicine, porn, and auto insurance links that our fans are always leaving in the comments sections, here is a a fun comic for your amusement. It is the latest exciting entry in the Your Cousin, Tyler series, which is literally about your cousin, Tyler. Oh, and we just received another Half Hearted. So check back soon for when we put it up.
As we promised, here come the articles. And we're starting with a good one! In Hingston's latest book review, he reads the English translation of Season of Ash by Jorge Volpi (as translated by Alfred Mac Adam). And he gives his humble two cents. If you liked Michael's previous book reviews, and I know as a fact that you did, then this one will also be right up your figurative alley.
Now is the time for you all to get really excited, as our unofficial and unannounced semi-hiatus is almost over. We didn't even realize we were taking some time off until we started wondering why we had so much free time on our hands and were wondering why... Turns out we forgot about Crab Town! Only two articles in the month of May. Shame.
Anyway, we are going to put new articles up starting this weekend. We're coming back, world. Get ready!
In the meantime, check out what I've been enjoying lately—the following Malcolm X video. What I really like is that there's this whole panel of people and the one guy keeps bugging Malcolm X about his name, even though the guy sitting beside Malcolm X is name "HURLBUT". Now if it was me there on that panel, I'd be saying things like: "Hey HURLBUT, why the weird name?"
Even though this review is a year late, it doesn't really matter when we put this up. It's a review of Europe, and Europe ain't going anywhere. The place hasn't changed in 600 years. Last time I was there I saw castles! What kind of people still have castles? Europeans. That's who.
Anyway, Warren not only thoroughly reviewed Europe, but also took the pictures that are attached to this article. Enjoy!
Don't worry everyone. Crab Town is back with a new article. And Cam needs your help. Should he marry the garbage man or not? Read the article and put in your two cents in the comments. That's how we do it in these parts.
In his review of Anne Finger's Call Me Ahab, Michael Hingston tackles the controversial question of whether anyone should write about the disabled. Just kidding. This is a book review. So he reviews this book, and particularly how it tackles the literary and historical portrayal of the disabled through inventive fiction.
In this edition of Half Hearted, Cameron answers a certain type of question in a certain way. Don’t be surprised that there are obscure references in here. Do you know who Emile Schlick is?
Cameron needs your help again. Can you please read this article and give the guy some good advice? Unless you don't have any good advice. Take a good look around, and if you yourself are a romantic failure, please do not comment on this article. Maitland only needs the wise words, not just some Shmoe's advice.
If anyone is tiring of spending their days reading the prescription medicine, porn, and auto insurance links that our fans are always leaving in the comments sections, here is a a fun comic for your amusement. It is the latest exciting entry in the Your Cousin, Tyler series, which is literally about your cousin, Tyler. Oh, and we just received another Half Hearted. So check back soon for when we put it up.
Speaking of the Internet... Oh, we weren't? (cough) ... Lawnmower Man.
As we promised, here come the articles. And we're starting with a good one! In Hingston's latest book review, he reads the English translation of Season of Ash by Jorge Volpi (as translated by Alfred Mac Adam). And he gives his humble two cents. If you liked Michael's previous book reviews, and I know as a fact that you did, then this one will also be right up your figurative alley.
